it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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