I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Mom said you looked used
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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