How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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