well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Randomize
