Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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