Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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