he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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