ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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