trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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