Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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