Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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