If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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