Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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