awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
this beer tastes like vomit already
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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