We won't sleep together?
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
Jerry, you need to find god
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
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