Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
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