Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I want to stick my p in your. b.
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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