Bisexual people are plain selfish.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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