Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Randomize
