i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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