Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
Randomize
