why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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