what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Randomize
