what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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