SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
So squirting runs in the family.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
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