She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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