Are we in a gay sports bar?
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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