how can u be prego again
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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