wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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