I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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