This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
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