So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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