dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Randomize
