I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Randomize
