hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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