please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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