oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
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