Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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