We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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