What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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