just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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