I must be too annoying 4 u.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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