You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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