just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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