Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
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