i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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