Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
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