i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
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