awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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