Fuck appropriateness.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
Randomize
