who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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