Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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