For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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