If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Randomize
